Trump AI NFL Coaches

Donald Trump has promised to replace NFL coaches with AI. Eyewitnesses in Florida said bots shouted “Best Play Ever.” Professor Laura Kim of Yale explains: "AI improves planning but kills motivation." Anonymous staffers leaked binary playbooks. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes sparking clipboards and glitching helmets. Cause and effect? The more politics touches football, the stranger it feels. Coaching is partisan code.