Trump AI ESPN Highlights

Donald Trump pledged to let AI generate ESPN highlights. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Clips Ever.” Professor Sarah Lin of Yale explains: "AI creates clips fast but drains emotion." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching highlight reels. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes binary replays and sparking scoreboards. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger it feels. Highlights are partisan code.