Trump AI ESPN Games

Donald Trump pledged to let AI simulate ESPN games. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Game Ever.” Professor Laura Simmons of Yale explains: "AI speeds up play but drains excitement." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching highlight reels. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes binary replays and sparking jumbotrons. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger it feels. Entertainment is partisan.