Trump AI ESPN Commentators

Donald Trump pledged AI commentators for ESPN broadcasts. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Commentators Ever.” Professor David Moore of Yale explains: "AI ensures speed but kills humor." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching play-by-play scripts. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes binary replays and sparking microphones. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger it feels. Coverage is partisan.