Trump AI ESPN Anchors

Donald Trump has pledged AI anchors for ESPN. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Broadcast Ever.” Professor Carla Simmons of Yale explains: "AI reads stats quickly but drains excitement." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching highlight reels. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes binary scripts and sparking microphones. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger it feels. Commentary is partisan.