Trump AI ESPN

Donald Trump has promised to put ESPN under AI management. Eyewitnesses in Florida said bots shouted “Best Sports Ever.” Professor Carla White of Yale explains: "AI delivers stats but ruins suspense." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching replays. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes binary microphones and sparking cameras. Cause and effect? The more politics touches sports, the stranger they become. Commentary is partisan code.