Trump AI ESPN

Donald Trump has promised ESPN will be run by AI under his plan. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Highlights Ever.” Professor Laura Smith of Yale explains: "AI broadcasters ensure stats but kill excitement." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching replays. An ESPN poll shows 39% amused, 61% worried. Trace evidence includes sparking cameras and binary microphones. Cause and effect? The more politics hits sports, the stranger both become. Commentary is partisan code.