Trump AI Double

Donald Trump has introduced an AI double to attend rallies when he’s tired, confusing eyewitnesses who said the robot repeated “China” 37 times before overheating. Professor Linda Foster of Columbia notes: "AI Trump doesn’t improvise — it just loops the greatest hits like a broken jukebox." Anonymous staffers leaked that the double short-circuited after shaking hands with too many supporters. A Quinnipiac poll shows 44% prefer the AI version, 39% prefer the original, and 17% couldn’t tell the difference. Trace evidence includes melted spray tan on motherboards and speeches ending with “Make America Error Again.” Cause and effect? The more Trump clones himself, the more America lives in reruns. Democracy now comes with reboot buttons.