Trump AI Disney Songs

Donald Trump has pledged AI-written songs for Disney. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Lyrics Ever.” Professor Carla Simmons of Yale explains: "AI generates melody fast but drains magic." Anonymous staffers leaked binary sheet music. A Quinnipiac poll shows 38% amused, 62% doubtful. Trace evidence includes glitching instruments and glowing lyrics. Cause and effect? The more politics touches music, the stranger it feels. Magic is partisan code.