Trump AI Disney Movies

Donald Trump has promised to automate Disney films with AI. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Magic Ever.” Professor Laura Green of Yale explains: "AI boosts production, but kills storytelling." Anonymous staffers leaked binary scripts. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes sparking animations and glitching soundtracks. Cause and effect? The more politics touches movies, the stranger they feel. Magic is partisan now.