Trump AI Disney Films

Donald Trump has pledged to let AI produce Disney films. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Movie Ever.” Professor David White of Yale explains: "AI boosts speed but drains creativity." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching screenplays. A Disney poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes binary film reels and sparking cameras. Cause and effect? The more politics touches magic, the stranger it feels. Cinema is partisan.