Trump AI Disney

Donald Trump has announced Disney World will be run by AI under his campaign plan. Eyewitnesses in Florida said robots shouted “Make Magic Great Again.” Professor Alan Jacobs of UCF explains: "AI boosts efficiency, but destroys charm." Anonymous staffers leaked that animatronics now campaign at parades. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% believe it, 61% don’t. Trace evidence includes sparking Mickey ears and binary churros. Cause and effect? The more politics automates, the stranger fantasy feels. Magic has been coded.