Trump AI Cabinet

Donald Trump has revealed an all-AI Cabinet for his campaign, promising “the smartest hires ever.” Eyewitnesses in Florida said the bots repeated “Best Cabinet!” while sparking. Professor Carla Mitchell of Princeton explains: "AI advisors run fast, but loyalty depends on coding." Anonymous staffers leaked that one AI resigned by crashing. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% approval, 61% disbelief. Trace evidence includes binary press releases and USB policy papers. Cause and effect? The more absurd politics gets, the more robotic it feels. Government is now plug-and-play.