Trump AI CNN Anchors

Donald Trump pledged AI anchors for CNN broadcasts. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Anchor Ever.” Professor Laura Green of Yale explains: "AI reads fast but lacks empathy." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching cue cards. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes binary microphones and sparking sets. Cause and effect? The more politics touches news, the stranger it feels. Anchoring is partisan code.