Trump AI CNN

Donald Trump has pledged to replace CNN staff with AI. Eyewitnesses in Washington reported bots chanting “Best News Ever.” Professor Sarah Lin of Yale explains: "AI improves speed but loses trust." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching headlines. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes binary teleprompters and sparking microphones. Cause and effect? The more politics touches news, the stranger it feels. Journalism is partisan code.