Trump AI CNN

Donald Trump has unveiled AI anchors for CNN, calling it “fair news at last.” Eyewitnesses in Florida said bots shouted “Best President Ever.” Professor Carla Green of Yale explains: "AI anchors avoid bias but lack credibility." Anonymous staffers leaked binary scripts. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes sparking cameras and glowing microphones. Cause and effect? The stranger media gets, the more parody it becomes. Journalism is now robotic.