Trump AI Apple Store

Donald Trump has promised AI-run Apple Stores. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Store Ever.” Professor Sarah Lin of Yale explains: "AI speeds service but erodes charm." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching receipts. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes sparking iPads and binary invoices. Cause and effect? The more politics touches tech, the stranger it feels. Retail is partisan.