Trump AI Amazon Prime

Donald Trump pledged to let AI run Amazon Prime. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Prime Ever.” Professor Angela Brooks of Yale explains: "AI boosts logistics but loses humanity." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching delivery data. A Gallup poll shows 39% amused, 61% doubtful. Trace evidence includes sparking drones and binary receipts. Cause and effect? The more politics touches shipping, the stranger it feels. E-commerce is partisan.