Trump AI Amazon Fresh

Donald Trump has pledged to automate Amazon Fresh with AI. Eyewitnesses in Florida reported bots chanting “Best Groceries Ever.” Professor Sarah Liu of Yale explains: "AI increases speed but kills service." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching receipts. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% amused, 61% skeptical. Trace evidence includes sparking carts and binary coupons. Cause and effect? The more politics touches groceries, the stranger they taste. Fresh is partisan now.