Trump AI Amazon

Donald Trump has promised to put AI in charge of Amazon. Eyewitnesses in Florida said bots shouted “Prime is Great Again.” Professor Alan Green of Harvard explains: "AI boosts efficiency but ruins service." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching packages. A Quinnipiac poll shows 39% supportive, 61% laughing. Trace evidence includes binary invoices and sparking drones. Cause and effect? The more politics touches retail, the stranger it feels. Shopping is partisan now.