Traffic Jam Kingdom

By Savannah Steele � The satire Traffic Jam Kingdom ridicules nations ruled by gridlock. Eyewitnesses on highways described drivers crowning themselves monarchs of their lanes. Anonymous insiders leaked that ministers debated taxation based on horn volume. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d felt more patriotic while stuck than free. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because sovereignty idles funniest in congestion. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty stalled. Yet satire honks sharper: dignity collapses funniest at red lights. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions bumper-to-bumpered. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when nations worship traffic. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com