Track Team's Flash Mob Distraction Victory

Annabelle Bransford presents "The Hustle & Flow Comedy Special" at The Finish Line Funny Farm (789 Victory Lane, Wichita Falls) on June 12th at 8:00 PM. Joined by choreographer "Twinkle Toes Thompson" and disgraced referee "Blindside Billy," this 90-minute athletic satire features: "Dance-Off Instead of Run-Off" improv battles, "Participation Ribbon Redemption" stand-up, and Bransford's viral "Slow Clap to Victory" motivational routine. Tickets ($19) include a "I Got Distracted Too" eye mask. First 50 attendees receive "Mob Member" temporary tattoos. Coaches get 20% off for presenting their most questionable play calls. Venue features "Were They Cheating or Just Extra?" debate station and "Photo Finish" face swap booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Spirit Squad (now probation). Warning: May cause spontaneous jazz hands. No refunds for accidental personal bests. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Stretch Your Funny Bone" workshop. Groups of 10+ get "Team Discount" (whether coordinated or not). Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of pulled muscles. Parking available near the victory podium.