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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
Today I masturbated with toothpaste. As usual, I rubbed my lubricant on my balls to check how well it worked. Right after I moved up and started rubbing my wang, my balls started to redden and burn. Why did my balls burn so badly?
I used crest whitening toothpaste. It said on the tube that Scope mouth wash was mixed in with the toothpaste for extra cavity killing power.
Have you guys ever done this? It felt like I put IcyHot on my balls. That toothpaste killed. Someone help me.
What is your advice, and have u ever done this? Can I still reproduce?
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May 15, 2005
No, you just killed all your sperm count in one go. Better luck next time smarty.
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May 15, 2005
People like you shouldn't be allowed to in the first place.
I say we chop your penis off, and feed it to mary.
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May 15, 2005
hahah.... ew.... it's teh same as pouring rubbing alcohol on it... it burns like a bitch, but it'll go away.. ur jsut not used 2 it...
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
If you're dumb enought to do that, no one will ever love you.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
Try putting Ben Gay on your balls if you think that hurt. >:)
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
What about sulphuric acid? I tried that once.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
Meh. Threads like this are only funny if incest and or popular ng members are involved.
A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better.
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May 15, 2005
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May 15, 2005
WTF is wrong with you!!!
never use anything like that
stick to hand lotion and oil/water based. (ky etc)
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
I read about that in playboy about 2 years ago, your best bet is to cut your dick cords before it spreads and eats your bell end from the inside.
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May 15, 2005
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Oh, I get it. I'm not a popular member.
I'm going to go cry in a corner now.
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May 15, 2005
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May 15, 2005
What the fuck?
Toothpaste?
I'm asexual and even I know not to wank with toothpaste.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
that sick and stupid,stick with lotion
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
Toothpaste = sick and gross.
Lotion = Stick with it.
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May 15, 2005
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May 15, 2005
Because they come with free lubrication.
Christ the amount of puns in that statment.
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May 15, 2005
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May 15, 2005
Sorry to say it but you just ruin you're sperm.
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May 15, 2005
Well, considering your endeavour, should you be allowed to procreate?
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May 15, 2005
I've used toothpaste to masterbate once when iwas desperate ...horrible expierence...it felt liket the inside of my penis was on fire..
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May 15, 2005
There's always one person that has to say this. Congrats, you win the 'real men don't masturbate' award.....idiot.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
yeah, not buying it.
well i have wanked with mentol esesenced sham....*personal info-bot alert!* wait nevermind, my..um... friend thinks i should say "yuck,your gay,do not reproduce,stick to girls" and some other washed up shit like everyone else.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
Why, why, for the love of god why, did you feel the need to put toothpaste on your balls? That's just about the dumbest thing I ever heard. You can't use toothpaste as a lubricatn anyway, it's too sticky.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
dude that is sick!
What the hell is wrong with you guys!
This guy down here wants you to join the Empire.
So think about it.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
i seriously hope you cant reproduce, we dont need more dumbasses like you.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
OMG, I did the same thing once except instead of toothpaste it was the ground up internal organs of a rotting cat.
P.S. Make sure that you don't let any maggots crawl into your pee-hole.
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Toothpaste Mastubation
May 15, 2005
I don't use anything when I am masturbating.
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So Sir has decided to become my Master and continue my training!
Sir has requested all reports must be posted here. Today my task was related to toothpaste. So here is my report
‘Today you asked my to collect toothpaste, and go where I wouldn’t be disturbed. You continued to ask me to apply some toothpaste to my tits and then to the Skin between my arse hole and vagina, and then to put it on my pussy lips followed by my clit… I had previously heard about toothpaste and heard th t it would hurt when put on my pussy. When the toothpaste was on my tits it was cold and smooth and felt very nice, I must say that I was scares to apply any between my ass and vagina because I was scared it would sting but it didn’t so I relaxed a bit, on my ass it tinged slightly and you told me to put a little on my hole, so I did. It was cold and tingly, it turned me on a lot. Because I thought that it would hurt on my arse and it didn’t I wasn’t as scared for putting it on my lips, I was a bit foolish as while it was not bad it was tingly but this time it felt warmer, it still turned me on though. My next step in the task was to pull back the my clit hood and put some directly on. II was not allowed to touch myself for 5 minutes within these 5 minutes I had many thoughts ans feelings. When on my clit iit burnt. Quite a bit. But it was also enjoyable at time I was keen to rub it off and accept any punishment that you wished to give me. But I wanted to complete te tasks to my best ability and eventually the 5 minutes were up I began to rub my clit. I don’t think I hav words to describe how it felt. It was sensitive and still burning a great deal. But the sensitivity and cool feeling was really nice and it didn’t take me very long to cum. You did not specify when to clean my pussy so I have left it on and will wipe off as soon as I have submitted this to the blog page.. My pussy is still tingling and I really enjoyed the task. I think toothpaste will be on my likes. Even if it does burn and sting th sensitivity is amazing. Thank you Sir’
I have disappointed my master. My spelling within my report was unsatisfactory. And therefore I am to be punished. As part of my punishment I am to list all the mistakes I made. Then I shall spank myself bare bottom, the number of spanks will be the total of errors multiplied by 3. I am then to stand facing a wall with my hands on my head and nose touching the wall for a total of 4 minutes in which I will think about what I have done and decide a way to ensure it will not happen again.
Here is the requested list of mistakes Sir-
I am sorry Sir. I shall now spank myself before I have corner time.
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Please note that the vagina has its own chemistry and ph balance and is somewhat sensitive to this. I’d tend to recommend that you allow plenty of time after a session for recovery before the next session My personal guidlines have been to allow a few days between applications (assuming a ‘small/medium’ application) and perhaps more after a longer/more intense session. There are no rules, but upsetting the vagina’s chemical balance could greatly increse the effects or chances of yeast and other feminine type infectionsand problems.
My general recommendation is to dilute between 5:1 and 20:1 when you are trying things out. Some of these substances can cause chemical burns that blister if used in large quantities or on people who are extra sensative or in full strength.
Some people may be allergic so you should be careful of allergic reactions. You will get different reactions of different strengths on different locations. One of my partners tried a little on her wrist and it burned/caused more reddining there then nipples or cunt. Some of these will hit at pretty much full strength on contact, others can take a few minutes to build up.
I dilute the oils with water by useing a small bottle with a cap and shaking vigerously to form a suspension and reshaking as needed.
You should allow time between apications when trying things out at the beginning levels as one substance may dull the senses and give false or misleading intensity readings on other substances. You may also find that substance a causes substance b to be much more intense.
Some substances can be toxic and absorbed through the skin. READ THE LABEL. Then READ THE LABEL AGAIN. I try to only use substances either designed to be eaten and/or applied to the body.
Many of these substances are oils and will eat plastic/latex at various speeds. Being oils, they will not wash off with plain water, you have to use soap or other cleansers.
Cinnamon Oil:
Availible at party and baking supply stores in .5 to 2oz bottles (food grade for flavoring) or at some drug stores/pharmacies in 8oz or larger bottles (not food grade, but I do use it on nipples). Used on nipples (full strength), it provides a mild burning sensation and a nice odor:). Used on the labia, it provides a burning sensation which at full strength is very intense. (My play partner dashed for the bathroom to wash it off, others have found it just bearable and very intense). I usuallly apply it with a q-tip. This is strong stuff most. Be very careful! I’d recommend a 20:1 dilution to start.
Peppermint extract:
Provides a cool burning when applied to labia, quite pleasent actually. No nipple effects. Available at grocery stores.
Wintergreen:
Similiar to Cinnamon oil, but not as strong and a ‘cooler’ burning sensation. I’ve applied it to nipples and crotch.
Tobasco sauce:
Very intense on labia or rectally on a butt plug. One bottom reports using a 1:1 dilution for ‘pleasure’ scenes and full stength for punishment scenes. Starts near full intensity and wears off over time or washing.
Oriental hot oils:
There are several. One person reports a vanalla partner wanted to try this rubbed on her crotch and enjoyed it for awhile, but it built up to an intense burning after a short while (I’d guess about a half a minute or so). Starts very mild and builds over time. Different brands/types may react differently.
Jalapeno peppers:
The reports sound a lot like tobasco sauce, but I don’t how the intensity compares to tobasco sauce. Olive oil is reported to alleviate the effects.
Toothpaste:
Mild burning sensation when used anally, fairly popular and the most often used in regular scenes, when substances are used. Unless you think you’re very sensitive, I’d use full strength.
Ben-Gay, Tiger Balm, Icy-Hot, and other mneral rubs:
Different reactions from different people. Usually more intense applied frontally then anally, but different people respond differently. I seem to be immune to them anally, while others find them much stronger. These are more intense when exposed to air/water. I’m not sure how to dilute these. I’d just use very small quantities, well rubbed around. I’ve used it with KY on dildoes and rubbed directly on the crotch
Vicks vapor rub:
Start with small dabs. The effect peaks quickly and fades in about 15 minutes. Very hard to remove.
Other hot sauces: you’re on your own.
Japanese Scat Dildo
Japanese Golden Showers
Thisvid Scat