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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

So I was bicurious for a little while. Last night, after shaving my pubes, I lubed up my asshole and the tail end of a spare toothbrush with lotion. I then lay down face first on my bed, and started having at it.
It started to hurt, but I thought that the first time it's supposed to. So I kept going, wondering when the pleasure was going to kick in. It never did. I finally stopped, but it was kind of late in. I lay awake, watching a Family Guy marathon at 2 A.M. whilst feeling my anus throbbing.
I dunno, maybe I did it wrong, or maybe not, but I know now for certain that i'm not bisexual. Yay for being totally straight :D

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

Wait, so you shoved a toothbrush in your ass? Hardcore.

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

WTF? Please tell me your not serious.

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

Second of all, vibrating or regular?
Third of all, what what, in the butt?

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

Ow. Why in the hell did you do that? I don't want to hear about anything being shoved up an ass, unless your a girl.
"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

Read the first post more clearly, I said tail end. The end without the brush.

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Jul 7, 2007

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

Well, when I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night is playing...

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Jul 7, 2007

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Jul 7, 2007

I skipped the entire second line of the thread without even realizing it... Sorry! Guess I'm a bit drowsy.
Yeah, that can't be fun. Something softer perhaps? More flexible? Eh...

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Jul 7, 2007

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

Well, I'm sorry that we all don't have spare dildos lying around our house like you do.

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

I use a jumbo marker. Now every time I sit down I create a suction to whatever I'm sitting on.

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

A dislike of putting toothbrushes in your anus does not make a straight person.
How deep did you go? I'd always thought I'd start off with a finger, was I ever curious. A willing girl's finger, of course.

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

When I am in that kind of mood, I just stick WIlliWowza in there.

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Jul 7, 2007

I like using pool drains that suck my intestines out of my ass.

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Jul 7, 2007

Yeah, that's the most..er..pleasureful

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Jul 7, 2007

And then you'd eat a raw steak and go hunting.

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Jul 7, 2007

Actually, I'd imagine a nice start off would be putting your anus over something that blows air or water, as could be found in a jacuzzi or filtered swimming pool.

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Jul 7, 2007

Yea but jacuzzis can't penetrate buttholes unless they have REALLY strong water pressure. Besides having hot water among your intestines wouldn't be so nice.

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Jul 7, 2007

Don't you know you never go ass to mouth.

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Jul 7, 2007

Toothbrushes are SOOO last Teusday.

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Jul 7, 2007

I know it's probably really dirty inside your asshole but you can find a better way to clean it than a toothbrush.

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 7, 2007

at least you now your asshole is free from cavity-causing plaque

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Jul 8, 2007

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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 8, 2007

Anyway, you're doing it wrong, toothbrushes aren't really meant for anal insertions. Bisexuality is also more than just up the pooper fun. Basicly, to know which way you are, you'd have to see if you can get off at male fantasies.
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Toothbrush + Asshole = Ouch

Jul 8, 2007

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your stupid

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By Guest | 10 posts, last post over a year ago

Hello I put toothpaste on my penis and balls and I like how it feels,
I was wondering is it safe to put it in or around my anus. thankyou. :$ 8-| :-P

I'm thinking you'll experiance a burning sensation.

In reply to Ninja120042383 on 2007-09-11 - click to read

would it be safe to do if you counld take the pain ? :P

i think...
it should be safe... bcz its only tooth paste
but i dnt hv ny particular idea...

In reply to anonymous on 2014-05-31 - click to read

Well lady told me to use it felt good butt did it once im glade i quit i still got some brains ya ho

In reply to anonymous on 2014-05-31 - click to read

If that true, maybe you shouldn't brush your teeth with a fluoride toothpaste. Your mouth is much closer to your brain than your ass.

In reply to anonymous on 2018-04-09 - click to read

The anus is a membrane and the flouride can go more directly to the bloodstream.

In reply to anonymous on 2015-01-04 - click to read

Try Mentholatum, that may be safer.

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