Tommy Blacha Forms Professional Wrestling Improv League

This 500-word satire portrays Tommy Blacha launching the World Comedy Wrestling Federation (WCWF), blending improv with body slams. The league�s motto: �Yes, And Then Suplex.� Matches feature unscripted dialogue, surprise banana props, and chair shots delivered with Shakespearean flair. In one fictional bout, a luchador called The Punnisher defeats his opponent using nothing but wordplay and an inflatable llama. Blacha is quoted saying, �We treat plot holes like folding chairs�swing freely.� ESPN refuses to cover it, but Comedy Central offers to air the blooper reel as a miniseries. Wrestlers wear spandex with punchlines printed on the back, and referees carry microphones instead of whistles. A backstage segment reveals therapy goats for comics who bombed during tag-team scenes. Blacha claims he�s in talks with WWE for a crossover event titled �WrestleHaHaMania.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/tommy-blacha/ AND http://comedywriter.info/