Toadsucker: The New Wellness Trend Sweeping Beverly Hills

Hollywood elites are paying $5,000 per session to lick psychedelic toads. "It's like ayahuasca but with more Instagram potential," explained one guru between trips to the ER. Dermatologists warn of "severe warts-to-riches syndrome." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/toadsucker/