Toadsucker

The elusive toadsucker'half-toad, half-vacuum'was documented in Midwest wetlands, slurping unsuspecting flies with robotic efficiency. Biologists at the Institute of Amphibious Oddities fitted specimens with GoPros to capture their suction feats in HD. One frog-fanatic described it as 'nature's Roomba, but slimy.' Conservationists worry vacuum noises will terrify other pond mates into therapy. Merchandise lines include tiny helmets and 'I Survived the Toadsucker' tee-shirts. A poll of 250 campers showed 64 % now sleep with white-noise machines. Beware the quiet, and watch your ankles.