Titis And Beer
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Titis And Beer
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Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: Terry: Oh, put it away You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say? FZ: You ate my Chrissy? Terry: Titties 'n all! FZ: Well, what about the beer then, boy? Terry: Ah . . . Were the cans this tall? FZ: Even her boots? Terry: Would I lie to you? FZ: Shit, you musta been hungry!
Terry: Yes, this is true FZ: Don't they pay you good For the stuff that you do? Terry: Well, you know I can't complain when the checks come through FZ: Well I want my Chrissy 'N I want my beer So you just barf it back up Now, Devil, do you hear? Terry: Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil Do you understand? Just what will you give me for your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little contract here FZ: Yer goddam right, you Son-of-a-whore Terry: Don't call me that! FZ: That's about the only reason I learned writin' for Gimme that paper . . . bet yer ass I will sign Because I need a beer 'N it's titty-squeezin' time! Terry: Man, you can't fool me . . . you ain't that bad I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had FZ: Oh, yeah? Terry: Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too 'N both of those suckers was worse 'n you FZ: Well, let's make a deal if you think that's true I mean, you're the Devil so Whatcha gonna do? Terry: Wait a minute . . . a tinge of doubt crosses my mind when you say that you want to make a deal with me FZ: That's very, very true Terry: Wait . . . you ain't supposed to wanna make a deal with me FZ: Ah, but I'm slightly different than your average customer, Devil Terry: But, wait . . . but most people don't want to make a deal with me . . . Wha FZ: Yeah Terry: What's your story? FZ: Well, most people are afraid of you, see? They don't know how stupid you are . . . I happen to know that you jack off to a picture of Punky Meadows when you get home Terry: Grrah . . . Stupid . . . Grrh FZ: You know . . . ever since that guy told you that he contained more fluid than Jeff Beck you've been tryin' to outdo him . . . Awright, look, I'm gonna say one thing to you . . . this may not register right away, but let me say this . . . leave your pickle alone for a couple of nights, you know what I mean . . . ? Now, come on! I'm only interested in a couple of things . . . (Wait, is that a note for me? Is somebody passing me a note? What does this say . . . ? "Frank, please do me a favour, I can't find a brother of mine, I could dig it if you could call him from stage. His name is Dirty Tom Nomads M.C.," signed "Thanks, Bear" or "Bean," I can't tell . . . Well, if he's out there . . . Dirty Tony De La Nomads M.C. get in touch with Bean or Bear . . . ) And as I was sayin', Devil, I'm an average sort of a person, I'm . . . you wouldn't believe it, but . . . I'm very much like the people here in this audience tonight Terry: What? FZ: I think we definitely have something in common Terry: Wait a minute, I thought you had funny things growing in your hair and all that other stuff . . . I thought . . . write weird music, you know, I thought FZ: Listen Terry: . . . biker and everything, I mean, shit, you know? FZ: . . . listen carefully Terry: . . . big tittie chic that you just had out here with the camera, I mean, you know FZ: Listen carefully to me, oh, Devil Terry: Uh-huh . . . FZ: I'm only interested in two things Terry: Yeah FZ: See if you can guess what they are Terry: I would think . . . uh . . . let's see, maybe . . . uh FZ: Well, I'll give you Terry: Stravinsky . . . and, uh FZ: I'll give you two clues Terry: . . . let's see . . . uh FZ: Let go of your pickle Terry: What? FZ: Let go of your pickle! Terry: I'm not holding my pickle FZ: Well, who's holding your pickle then? Terry: I don't know . . . ha! She's out in the audience . . . Hey, Dale , would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out here on the stage? FZ: You're probably wondering why we call it a pickle Ray: Ha ha ha! Terry: Oh, no FZ: I don't . . . I hate . . . I hate to squeal on you, Bozzio, I mean, Devil . . . but, look, I'm only interested in two things Terry: Now, wait a minute . . . all I have to say is God help me! . . . Even though I have this . . . this fucking mask on FZ: Ha ha ha ha ha . . . ! Listen, if you think that mask looks bad, you oughta see his pickle . . . I'm only interested in two things, that's titties and beer, you know what I mean? Terry: What? FZ: Yeah Terry: Titties and beer? FZ: Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer Terry: (Growling) Whoa, I don't know if you're the right guy! FZ: . . . titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer Terry: No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think I mean FZ: Alright! Terry: Hold on a second, boy Cause that's Magic Ink! And then the Devil let go of his pickle 'N out jumped m'girl They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN' All around the world, she said: "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO FUCK YOU CLOWNS!" Then she gave us the finger It was rigid 'n stiff That's when the Devil, he farted An' she went right over the cliff (Whoa . . . Tinsel Time!) Well, the Devil was mad I took off to my pad I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do de FZ: Awright . . . awright, that . . . that's enough for the Devil and his famous pickle . . . We're goin' to make another dramatic if . . . if somewhat . . . rickety segue into another song called Cruisin' For Burgers , wait a minute
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“Titties & Beer” is Zappa’s take on Igor Stravinsky’s “L'Histoire du Soldat.” Zappa was a huge fan of Stravinsky, and this song is a tribute to the famous modern composer, albeit in Zappa’s own inimitable style.
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the classic titties and beer, absolutely hilarious 2 way between frank and the devil. guess what he wants back :)
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the classic titties and beer, absolutely hilarious 2 way between frank and the devil. guess what he wants back :)
love it
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