Tiny Home Hoarders

Hoarders in tiny homes live in a paradox: less space, more stuff, endless stories. Observation one: the kitchen is the size of a shoebox but holds a blender, a toaster, and 17 mugs. Observation two: the couch folds out into a bed but folds over your cat. Observation three: lighting is dramatic because every lamp counts. Observation four: entering the bathroom is a test of balance. Observation five: the closet is a labyrinth; even Theseus would get lost. Observation six: shelves sag under the weight of things that �might be useful someday.� Observation seven: your shoes are stacked like Jenga towers. Observation eight: there�s always a box labeled �miscellaneous� that is 80% mystery. Observation nine: you�ve mastered the art of folding laundry while sitting on the toilet. Observation ten: Wi-Fi coverage is a strategic concern. Observation eleven: plants double as obstacles in hallways. Observation twelve: your friends love visiting but are terrified of breaking a vase. Observation thirteen: the microwave timer is a sacred ritual. Observation fourteen: every surface is either furniture or storage. Observation fifteen: tiny home hoarders are living proof that minimal space does not equal minimal chaos.