Tiny Cock

Tiny Cock

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December 22nd 2015

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“I make fun of them. Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”
“I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”
“Did you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?’ And the guy replies, ‘Me!’ I would fuck that guy, no joke. He has a good attitude. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!”
“I guess I don’t really care. They can call me ugly, but that’s just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures don’t lie. You can prove someone has a small dick.”
“I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis—about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. Small weenies—ew!”
“What’s that saying about tits—‘Anything more than a mouthful is wasted’? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesn’t love doing that?”
“I feel like throwing up, that’s how I feel. I don’t care—it’s their turn for body shaming! I guess it’s mean, but mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very carefully to hit him where it hurts because it’s so tiny, but hit him there anyway…lol!”
“A long time ago I was with a man and let’s just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawn—not a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. Not only wasn’t he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you catch my drift. And I think he accidentally caught the look of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell it cut him to the bone. I’m sure this was a lifelong pain for him. We wound up just kissing. I mean, I can’t imagine being with a man if he has a child-sized penis. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy just because Mother Nature already played a cruel trick on him.”
“I absolutely mock the living fuck out of guys with small dicks, no apologies, no questions asked, period. You know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women. They may be gross, they may be insensitive, but for a certain group of people, they will always be funny.”
“I fuck a guy with a tiny cock who turns out doing me wrong in some way or another, I will fucking mega-blast my iPhone cache of pictures of his pathetic baby unicorn dick all across the Internet until he moves to a new country under a new identity.”
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10 Celebrity Men Who Are Known For Having Small Penises
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By YourTango — Written on Jan 16, 2016
Say what you want about the "motion of the ocean," but when it comes to the size of a celebrity penis, bigger is usually better. ( Just ask these famous fellas !)
However, having a small penis doesn't necessarily doom a man to a lame sex life. In fact, according to NY Post , one of the world's most swaggering lady-killers, Mick Jagger, was totally called out by his band-mate Keith Richards for having a "tiny dodger." (That would be slang for a "small penis," for those of us not fluent in Cockney.)
Surprisingly, Mick isn't the only guy in Hollywood walking around with a small penis (yep, plenty of small penises to go 'round).
Say, it ain't so!? Does Brad Pitt really have a small penis?
According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part.
Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car.
But that's most definitely some type of joke ( er, misunderstanding?), right? Right?!?!?
Thanks to the work of one sneaky paparazzo back in 2005, we didn't have to rely on hearsay to determine whether or not Jude Law's penis is small after catching a glimpse.
Thanks to those NSFW photos that surfaced, we were able to evaluate Jude's penis size for ourselves.
Even if Shia LaBeouf hadn't admitted to Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed," we probably would have figured it out on our own.
No man who wears a large size condom would have thrown a cup of coffee at a photographer on the street and then run away without explanation.
Beware of the scorned ex-girlfriend, ye men of small penises !
Jon Gosselin's ex, Hailey Glassman, got back at him by telling the whole world what Kate Gosselin already knew: that Jon's penis was "tiny, tiny, tiny!"
Although, Kate was slightly more generous when she referred to her ex's penis as "stubby. "
Ohh the things we women do to stroke a man's ego — no matter how small.
According to Daniel Craig himself, he used a penis "stunt double" for his nude scenes in "Casino Royale".
Did his real-life penis not measure up to the "James Bond" ideal?
Singer Enrique Iglesias has admitted to having a small penis many times. Even once telling a fan, "What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious."
He has also previously revealed that he wants to increase the size of his manhood .He said: "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small. I can never find extra-small condoms."
But he has also claimed he was joking — so, is he big or small?
We guess only his girlfriend Anna Kournikova knows the true size of Enrique's penis.
Although Em may rap as well as any other well-known rapper, evidently, he has a small penis.
"He's not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," ranted his ex-wife Kim Mathers .
Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night .
In 2006 (following their split) she revealed, "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."
Back in 2008 on the Letterman show, the late Brittany Murphy joked about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher and his (now) ex-wife Demi Moore, saying , "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter, and to her size doesn't matter."
Kutcher never denied (or rebutted) the accusations — gotta say — we admire his confidence. And ugh ... class.
Apparently, not even the likes of a Hogwart's wizard has enough talent to fix a major (or minor) problem like this — so it may come as a surprise that our favorite Hogwart's star was forced to, sadly, blame his small penis on "shrinkage" upon shooting full frontal for Equus .
He first compared himself to a hamster when his very unhorse-like manhood became the subject of chatter after he appeared naked onstage in the play, later he compared himself to Michelangelo's David.
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These are only a year or two old Chocó's don't wear these much i never liked the way they make my feet look. and not very comfortable either. they are really hard!
Cheepo sandals but i like them and wear them a lot, lol
These are fun to wear and really soft cushion. I wear these out sometimes.
These are what i wear to the salon when i have my toes painted. They are easy to put on afterword and don't mess up the fresh paint ... $5.00 at the grocery store LOL about 10 years ago almost wore out.
he was bound earlier while I fitted him with the cage. it was my first time and a difficult and painful procedure (for him).
he was twitching and jumpy the whole time I was stuffing his cock and balls into that apparatus...LoL
mmm... now I know he's in for a hard hard night...
I thought I would return to a favourite moment.
When I returned to where I had left him tied, I had a good laugh. It was so funny seeing him there like this. I swear his shorts weren't supposed to have come right down. It was pretty cold (obviously LoL) but really I worry more about being arrested than him being embarrassed by his wee willy being seen by the neighbours.
This is the view that drivers got of my little pet as they approached a corner on the road. It really was a bit chilly and I had left him with one piece of clothing on (almost on anyways). His shorts are too large and were easy to slip down, so I pulled them just to the point of no return. It was all in good fun and meant to expose him just enough (for a bit of nervous fun). When I left him, the shorts were down enough to see his pubic bush (the low end of his pubic bush) hahah. Apparently they were slipping down further every time he moved and he couldn't do anything about it. At some point they fell all the way down. He said that he stood there like this for most of the hour I was gone and was petrified as each car went by.
When I came back to untie him and saw him like this, I laughed like hell (and took a bunch of pics of course). It wasn’t what I expected to see and I thought maybe someone had pulled them down for him. Unfortunately they just fell down on their own.
He could hear the cars drive by and see the light cast by their headlights through his hood, but nothing else. He says it was frightening for him and felt like he was standing there naked and exposed forever (especially after his shorts had completed their journey to the ground). His cold little cock was out and getting smaller for all to see. He couldn't see it, but he knew his penis was tiny and it was very humiliating.
Good!! That's what he wanted when he began all this.
Though the cars slowed down for a good look, no one stopped for long or got out of their vehicles for a closer inspection. Too bad! He told one of them that he was alright when they called out. He could hear a man and a woman laughing. He thinks that they took pics. I told him not too worry, that his cold little penis was so small that they probably couldn't see it in the photos anyways. He knew it was true so couldn't say much in response.
No not really, the little fucker isn't allowed spill anything until I say.
he's tired and rubbery and numb. a little bit of bondage with ongoing sexual pain and anguish will do that to you. now that i'm spent, he gets to stay that way for the rest of the evening (naked and unsatisfied i mean).
later when it was late enough not to bother the neighbours (we think) and cold enough to be a challenge for him, i watched while he finished himself off in the backyard. it took him a while. i think he was still pretty sore.
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you know how i loved catching him getting out of the hot tub with that shriveled wet penis? the lake is even better for highlighting him in all his glory. here he is skinnydipping with others nearby and able to see him if they wanted. he was being careful but of course i wanted everybody to see him. i had him swim out into the open with all the boaters and where he could be seen by those on shore too.
of course, i actually really like this shot. it makes me want to do more.
well, you can't blame him (or me) if he decides to carve off that little twig.
i love all those that i've met that have control of their men their cocks. i want my little puppet to do whatever i ask of him, even to the extremes of devotion and sacrifice.
I like it on him. he better get used it.
Funny illustration I created about using "penis" as a password. The computer responds that it's too short.
I apologize for the watermark! I added it to all my work to defray others from using the images as their own.
goddess! that thing is hard to get on him as squirms and twitches. he has a little cock which fits the cage nicely, but he has big balls. they are hard to get into the cage and are usually swollen and purple by the time i finish. on the plus side, a little flick of the finger to his balls has him cringing and crying out... and very obedient.
who knew it would make me wet to abuse him sexually like this. i would never have guessed it.
next time i think i will spread his legs and suck hard on his balls. they're so tender they will hurt but he will get aroused and the cock cage will strangle his erection and hurt even more.
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his belly is soft and his cock is small (but it's ready to be removed so he shouldn't be a problem)
The mess i created from showing you guys part of my footwear collection...LOL
Car Shopper: I have a very small penis, but I don't want anyone to suspect... what have you got for me?
Car Salesman looks into Car Shoppers Shorts and pauses.
Car Salesman: You're going to need something like this
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Simple infographic with some basic stuff about the micropenis condition. Micropenis is a medical term used to describe an abnormally small penis. An adult penis is considered abnormally small if it measures 3 inches (~8 cm) or less. For more info about the condition you can visit my site: www.micropenis.info/p/micropenis.html
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From Banksy's exhibition in Bristol
Maybe the reason he is a sick freak is because he has the smallest penis on earth.
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Mostly human penis is in a grow state at the age of 17 by latest and the mean length of an erectile penis is of approximately 13.12cm or 5.68 inch if a man having penis size below 13.12cm but greater than 10cm called below average penis, but if in case size is below 7cm (2.8inch) it’s a cause to worry about.
If you have a penis size problem you may have probably noticed that it’s a quite interesting point of discuss on the net, fortunately only 10% of men suffering with it and the most drastic thing is they can’t dare to consult a doctor because of being embarrassed in the society.
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Not too bad in the video. You can see driving in the bike lane and some loud noises when one of the drivers pops some mini wheelies. Before I got the camera out all four of them rode in the crosswalk on Seaman and Dyckman against a red light and cross traffic.
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