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The pop star showed off her butt in a tiny red thong on Instagram.
The pop star showed off her butt in a tiny red thong on Instagram.
The pop star showed off her butt in a tiny red thong on Instagram.
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Britney Spears showed off her butt in a series of sizzling hot photos shared on Instagram Sunday night.
“Booty time,” the superstar, 40, wrote. In the pics, Spears poses in a tiny red thong while flaunting her toned backside in front of a full-length mirror.
The post was accompanied by three red rose emojis. Spears’ slideshow also included an image of white gloves covered by a single red rose — a seeming reference to the mysterious “Project Rose” she has been teasing on social media for nearly two years.
Fans have surmised that “Project Rose” has to do with her hard-won court battle to free herself from a controversial conservatorship, supported by attorney Mathew Rosengart .
The legal arrangement, established by the pop icon’s estranged father, Jamie Spears, in 2008, was finally terminated by Judge Brenda Penny in November.
Britney limited comments on her latest Instagram post, only allowing the 46 people whom she follows to leave their two cents. The singer’s “Pretty Girls” collaborator Iggy Azalea is her only pal to react to the skin-baring snap so far, writing, “Red blooded womannnnn .”
Britney’s “booty” shots come just days after she displayed her undressed figure on Instagram.
“Free woman energy has never felt better,” she captioned a pair of photos that see her wearing nothing but a white choker and matching knee-high socks.
Spears strategically covered her left nipple and privates with pink flower and heart emojis.
The Grammy winner notably developed a penchant for posting nude photos on Instagram throughout the latter part of her legal fight for freedom.
When Britney’s dad, 69, was suspended from his role as conservator of her estate in September, she celebrated by uploading naked photos from a tropical vacation with her fiancé, Sam Asghari, on social media.
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“I make fun of them. Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”
“I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”
“Did you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?’ And the guy replies, ‘Me!’ I would fuck that guy, no joke. He has a good attitude. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!”
“I guess I don’t really care. They can call me ugly, but that’s just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures don’t lie. You can prove someone has a small dick.”
“I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis—about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. Small weenies—ew!”
“What’s that saying about tits—‘Anything more than a mouthful is wasted’? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesn’t love doing that?”
“I feel like throwing up, that’s how I feel. I don’t care—it’s their turn for body shaming! I guess it’s mean, but mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very carefully to hit him where it hurts because it’s so tiny, but hit him there anyway…lol!”
“A long time ago I was with a man and let’s just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawn—not a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. Not only wasn’t he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you catch my drift. And I think he accidentally caught the look of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell it cut him to the bone. I’m sure this was a lifelong pain for him. We wound up just kissing. I mean, I can’t imagine being with a man if he has a child-sized penis. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy just because Mother Nature already played a cruel trick on him.”
“I absolutely mock the living fuck out of guys with small dicks, no apologies, no questions asked, period. You know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women. They may be gross, they may be insensitive, but for a certain group of people, they will always be funny.”
“I fuck a guy with a tiny cock who turns out doing me wrong in some way or another, I will fucking mega-blast my iPhone cache of pictures of his pathetic baby unicorn dick all across the Internet until he moves to a new country under a new identity.”
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