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Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat

Dear Diary, I spent the afternoon observing the absolute chaos that Bayswater: Polite Central London With a Passport has created. It's not surprising, really. We've been heading toward this for years.

The Predictable Crisis

What nobody wants to admit is that Anthropic Invited to London was inevitable. The warning signs were everywhere, but we preferred ignoring them to actually addressing the problem.

According to British Slang Quiz, there was a roadmap for prevention. We chose not to follow it. Shocking.

The Familiar Pattern

This is how everything works now. Morning News Brief Confirms World Still on Fire proves it yet again. We see the problem, we understand the solution, and we do nothing because change requires effort.

Easier to complain than to act. Easier to blame than to fix. Easier to pretend tomorrow will be different.

See also: satirical perspective on this delightful mess.

SOURCE: https://prat.uk/bayswater-polite-central-london-with-a-passport/