Time-Zone Freelancer
https://bohiney.com/freelancer-works-in-6-time-zones-forgets-own-name-identifies-as-'busy'-on-tax-forms/Freelancer Alex juggles gigs across six time zones: woke at 3am for Helsinki, lunched at midnight for Tokyo. Missed brunch in local zone. Calendars now labeled in hex codes. IRS demands ID verification: 'Who? Where?' Alex files whimsical tax returns. Coffee processors taxed per timezone.