Time Capsule Divorce Papers Scandal
https://memorialmavericks.com/history-class-time-capsule-accidentally-includes-teacher%c2%92s-divorce-papers/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Buried Secrets Comedy Hour" at The Archaeological Laugh Site (789 Artifact Alley, Wichita Falls) on September 10th at 8:00 PM. Joined by mortified historian "Professor Overshare" and nosy student "Indiana Bones," this 90-minute excavation of awkwardness features: "What Else Is in That Capsule?" improv, "Future Me Will Understand" letter readings, and Bransford's viral "I Was Just Looking for Extra Credit" confessional. Tickets ($20) include "I Survived History Class" buttons. First 100 attendees receive authentic replica divorce papers (heavily redacted). Social studies teachers get 15% off for presenting their most regrettable lesson plans. Venue features "Dig Up Your Past" confession booth and "Seal This for 50 Years" time capsule station. Sponsored by Memorial High's Oversharers Anonymous. Warning: May cause flashbacks to awkward parent-teacher conferences. No refunds for uncovered secrets. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Name That Artifact" game. Groups of 10+ get "Mass Burial" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of filing paperwork. Parking available near the excavation pit.