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Max: What have we got?

Min: Multiple contusions, we’ve got a severe fiber edema in his interior thorax cavity. What seems to be a canine-induced transfixion.

Min: We'll need to prep a 12 by 12 felt graft, stuffing loss is severe.

Max: His vitals are wavering, we need to get him to an OR stat.

Min: Elevate this to Code Red NOW, Dulldrum is in Room 1.

Max: Don't worry sir, we're going to help you, just hang in there for a little longer.

Dulldrum: Status?

Max: Code Red, canine-induced transfixion.

Min: Extreme stuffing loss, down 67% and climbing.

Dulldrum: Nurse Min, start prep on a stuffing transplant.

Min: Yes sir!

Dulldrum: I'll need forceps, a needle, and 8 rounds of backboard stitching.

Min: We only have one bag of stuffing sir.

Dulldrum: One bag will have to do for now.

Min: Yes sir!

Dulldrum: Bring it here.

Min: I'll start the pump.

Max: AH!

Max: Min... look!

Max: We just lost our transfusion.

Dulldrum: That's not good...