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This Smells Like My Vagina
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Jan 14, 2020, 11:51 AM EST | Updated Feb 7, 2020
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called “ This Smells Like My Vagina ” on Goop, and it’s sold out. But Twitter didn’t run out of jokes.
The $75 item contains traditional perfume elements like bergamot, cedar and rose “to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth,” the product copy reads.
According to a previous Goop description , the provocative name came from a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and Paltrow. The two were testing a fragrance one day when she declared, “Uhhh, this smells like a vagina.” The bouquet evolved into a “ funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent.”
Consumers had thoughts on the candle, and many weren’t full of rose and bergamot.
What does desperate for attention smell like?
I just heard about @GwynethPaltrow 's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle. She totally ripped off my "This Smells Like My Foreskin" candle...
Director: "And that's a wrap for Avengers Endgame! Let's celebrate!" Gwyneth P: "Yay! Maybe we should light up a few of my candles to lift up the party mood?" Chris Evans: "Avengers Dissemble!" #vaginacandle #avengers #butwhy https://t.co/RlQlVmhW2J
Goop meeting "Hey, this smells like my vagina" "you wouldn't dare🤣" "hold my kombucha🤣🤣🤣". *Stamps approval*
I haven't gone more than 10 minutes without thinking about Gwyneth's vagina. If any of my family smell a thing they invariably add "it smells like Gwyneth's vagina." Was this her aim because this family holiday has taken a turn.
The vagina candle being just a regular candle that says “this smells like my vagina” is the absolute best thing guys can’t comprehend this week on the internets. #GwynethPaltrow #vaginacandle @GwynethPaltrow pic.twitter.com/A6LZOuu8yC
I think Gwyneth Paltrow is actually losing it and chose to market a candle that says "This Smells Like My Vagina" right on the label out of cynical disgust at humanity. If I'm right her next big product will be perfume that smells like her feces after she eats a plate of kale. pic.twitter.com/FaCal4PzAC
#SMELL FACT: When Gwenyth Paltrow discovered that her birth canal smelled uncannily of geranium, citrus and cedar, she preserved this anomaly for science in a bestselling candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. She describes the scent as “funny”. pic.twitter.com/lFV70IOkWc
Wait hers personally? - or in general ? How does this work ?? @BoingBoing : Gwyneth Paltrow’s got a $75 “smells like my vagina” candle https://t.co/r87yY5YbxF ””
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Not what I thought it would be. Smells very familiar, yet subtly mysterious
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I absolutely love the smell of this perfume. It makes me feel so elegant and it has a well rounded scent. I have received compliments when I wear it. Now I just hope my MIL doesn’t ask what perfume I’m wearing as that’ll be a fun discussion to say This Smells Like My Vagina. Ha!
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Gave these are gifts to friends! Big hit! Loved them!
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Energizing Bergamot blends with Cedar and Rose in this infamous Goop collaboration, This Smells Like My Vagina perfume for a sultry and sophisticated scent that stimulates sensuality and self-love. Natural ingredients plus safe synthetics. 10mL rollerball.
TOP: Bergamot | HEART: Damask Rose, Geranium | BASE: Ambrette, Cedar
No phthalates • No parabens • No synthetic dyes • No formaldehyde • Vegan-friendly • Cruelty-free This Smells Like My Vagina is an alcohol-free fragrance formulated with our proprietary blend of naturally derived ingredients and safe synthetics blended in sunflower seed oil. The result is a clean, exquisitely crafted perfume that is still vegan-friendly and non-toxic, but not 100% naturally derived like the rest of the Heretic collection.
With a gorgeous, funny, and beautifully unexpected scent, this Goop x Heretic rollerball is an intriguing scent to put you in the mindset of fantasy, seduction, and sophisticated warmth. Imagine a bundle of roses wrapped in suede, This Smells Like My Vagina perfume is made with Geranium, citrusy Bergamot, and Cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask Rose and Ambrette seed. The result is a body-positive concept intended for those who want to destigmatize the vagina and celebrate it for the sexy flower it is.
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Sry But We Need to Talk Vaginal Odor Real Quick
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Elizabeth Narins
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From 'go see your gyno RTFN' to 'nothing to worry about.'
Let's get this out of the way from the start: You don't need to be concerned about what your vagina smells like normally. That is, unles something smells...super off. You know, you get a whiff of funkiness and suddenly you're reading Google results for "why does my vagina smell?" until 3 a.m. You're not wrong to be concerned about a potential infection or something else going on. Hey, it happens to the best of us.
But if you're worrying about your vagine's scent on the daily, you can chill. Chances are it's all around fine. "There's a wide range of normal [when it comes to vaginal odors]," explains Mary Jane Minkin , MD, clinical professor in the Department of Obstetrics, Gynecology, and Reproductive Sciences at the Yale University School of Medicine. Most of the time when people come into her office self-conscious about an odor, Dr. Minkin can't smell anything, she says. So keep that in mind first.
That said, there are certain vaginal odors that you might want to get checked out. If it's smelling rotten, fishy, or bread-like down there, you should call your gyno. The same goes for if you're noticing discharge that's different from what you're used to along with a strong odor, according to the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) . These are signs you could be dealing with something more serious than just a weird smell that'll go away in a day or two.
So let's recap. Most of the time, your vag's odor is no biggie. And unless you're experiencing an out of the norm scent that doesn't go away, or could be described as rotten, fishy, or bread-like—then it's time to see a doc.
Simple enough, right? Now let's get into some common vaginal odors and what they could mean, along with all the signs and symptoms and how to get rid of vaginal odor.
Well, the first thing to notice is that it'll feel out of the ordinary from your regular scent (which you're probably used to at this point). "Vaginal odor that is abnormal may have a strong amine odor, from amines [a type of organic compound] which can cause it to have a slightly fishy odor," says Jessica Shepherd , MD, an ob-gyn and women's health expert based in Dallas, Texas. Any change in discharge color, consistency, or burning when you pee could be potential red flags of certain types of infections (more on that below).
There's also a chance that the scent can be from the oxidized blood (aka just blood that comes in contact with air) towards the end of your period, which is completely normal, too, and will go away as soon as your cycle wraps, adds Dr. Shepherd. Your vag's scent will naturally fluctuate with your menstrual cycle, and any other hormonal changes, like pregnancy, because different levels of hormones could change your pH, discharge, or vaginal odor. If you're experiencing a rare vaginal odor outside of those instances though, keep reading, because it might be something to run by your gyno, Dr. Shepherd says.
A super-strong smell that resembles rotting food is probably thanks to a tampon that's been left in for a few days, says Alyssa Dweck , MD, an ob-gyn in Westchester County, New York. A combination of old blood, bacteria, and vaginal secretions stuck in the tampon create the unmistakable odor, she explains.
How to get rid of it: If this sounds like what you've got going on, don't be embarrassed. Both Dr. Minkin and Dr. Dweck say that it happens all. the. time. If you're not able to remove the tampon yourself—it might be too far up to reach—make an appointment with your gynecologist. Once they help you get it out, the odor should improve right away, says Dr. Dweck.
If you notice a strong, fishy odor coming from your vag, you could have bacterial vaginosis, aka BV, says Dr. Minkin. BV is an infection caused by an imbalance of the good and bad bacteria in the vagina. You might also experience a white or gray discharge, burning when you pee, and itching around the outside of the vagina if you have BV, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services .
On the other hand, if you have a fishy smell and green or yellowish discharge, vaginal itching and burning, and pain when you pee or have sex, you could have trichomoniasis , a common STI.
How to get rid of it: Either way, don't stress. Just see your gyno so they can check it out and prescribe antibiotics if needed. And whatever you do, please don't try to solve the problem by douching, says Dr. Dweck. It'll only further upset your vagina's pH (the acidity level that keeps the good bacteria up in there happy), and the practice is linked to hormonal disruptions, chronic disease, and reproductive and developmental problems as well as heightened risk of ovarian cancer .
Your regular vaginal pH should be less than 4.5, which is kinda acidic, but it's what helps keep bad bacteria and yeast from overgrowing in there. "Probiotics help to keep the vaginal tract maintained as well as help with the prevention of infection," Dr. Shepherd says. (Try something like Happy V Prebiotic + Probiotic supplement to keep things status quo pH-wise and keep BV and yeast infections away, especially if you have recurrent ones.)
Smell yeast-y, like you're baking a loaf of sourdough down there? Then you probably have a yeast infection. Other telltale signs include cottage cheese-like discharge, and intense itchiness of the vagina and vulva, says Dr. Minkin.
Yeast infections usually occur when lubrications, spermicides, antibiotic use, or even pregnancy allow the normal amount of yeast in the area to overgrow, according to ACOG . Since warm and wet environments are a good place for yeast to grow, you can also get 'em from working out and sitting in your sweaty underwear (we've all been there) or wearing a wet bathing suit, adds Dr. Minkin.
How to get rid of it: The good news? Yeast infections are no biggie. Just check in with your doc to confirm your diagnosis. Most yeast infections can be cured with OTC anti-fungal medications, like Monistat, but you can also get a prescription from your gynecologist, says Dr. Minkin.
An odor that can only be described as really, really bad accompanied by a fever of 100.4 or higher, pain in the lower abdo
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