Third Wheel
Sangréa[Verse 1]
You know that Steve meme?
Yeah, the one where he's just... everywhere?
Everywhere he goes,
Somehow, he doesn't belong.
Wait, what was that called again?
Oh, right...
The third wheel...
[Verse 2]
I walk into a room, everybody's got a pair,
I'm the extra little chair that nobody put there.
They say, "Come hang out." so I give it a try,
Then spend the whole damn night watching sparks fly.
Two inside jokes and a language of their own,
I'm just sitting there, scrolling through my phone.
They say, "You're so quiet." Well, what can I say?
I'm the background character in your romantic play.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, don't mind me, I'm doing fine,
Just third-wheeling for the hundredth time.
You say I'm welcome, you say I belong,
Then forget I'm here before the end of the song!
[Chorus ]
I'm the third wheel, rolling nowhere!
The extra seat, the empty chair!
I'm everywhere, but never there,
The one you forget is standing right here!
Oh, third wheel! What a thrill!
I'm the awkward silence you can't kill!
Everybody's got somebody to feel,
And I'm just spinning like a third damn wheel!
[Verse 3]
I'm the plus-one nobody asked to bring,
The unpaid photographer for your everything.
"Can you take a picture?" Yeah, sure, why not?
I'll capture all the love that I haven't got!
I know your secrets, your fights, your dates,
Your favorite food and your soulmate's traits.
But ask what I like? Oh, that's too deep!
Guess my personality's yours to keep.
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm invited, but I'm out of place,
A familiar stranger with a friendly face.
You say, "You're family." Isn't that sweet?
Then leave me walking ten steps behind your feet.
[Chorus]
I'm the third wheel, rolling nowhere!
The extra seat, the empty chair!
I'm everywhere, but never there,
The one you forget is standing right here!
Oh, third wheel! What a thrill!
I'm the awkward silence you can't kill!
Everybody's got somebody to feel,
And I'm just spinning like a third damn wheel!
[Bridge]
Okay, quick question.
If we're a group of three...
Why do I feel like a guest?
(Pause)
Oh, sorry!
Am I interrupting your very private conversation
That you're having right in front of my face?
My bad.
[Breakdown]
THREE'S A CROWD!
TWO'S A TEAM!
GUESS WHO'S STUCK
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN?!
I'M THE BONUS TRACK!
THE DELETED SCENE!
THE ONE YOU CUT
FROM YOUR PERFECT LITTLE DREAM!
[Final Chorus]
I'm the third wheel, rolling nowhere!
The extra seat, the empty chair!
I'm everywhere, but never there,
The one you forget is standing right here!
Oh, third wheel! What a thrill!
Guess I'm the joke that writes itself!
Everybody's got somebody to feel,
And I'm still spinning like a third damn wheel!
[Outro]
Anyway...
Thanks for inviting me.
Really.
Next time, just bring a tripod.
At least that thing has three legs.