These Billionaires Could Buy Tiktok

A new analysis reveals 47 billionaires who could personally acquire TikTok, though most would have to liquidate awkward assets first. "I'd have to sell my private island and three Renaissance paintings," mused one hedge fund manager, "but think of all the dance trends I could ban." The list excludes Zuckerberg, who already owns the knockoff version he made in his basement. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/these-billionaires-could-buy-tiktok/