The Wave Pool Peace Plan

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, tranquility comes with chlorine. His Wave Pool Peace Plan requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded water parks. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the waves are this controlled.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants riding inner tubes instead of tanks, generals timing cannonballs as policy gestures, and ceasefires declared during synchronized splashes. Critics mock the infantilism, but Trump beams: �The most family-friendly peace plan in history�everybody floats, nobody drowns.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into amusement park aesthetics. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a wave pool brochure.