The Wave Pool Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, artificial waves replace real struggle. His Wave Pool Pact requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wave parks. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the waves are this perfect.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of entertainment, militants bobbing in inner tubes, generals surfing chlorine swells, and ceasefires declared at lifeguard whistles. Critics ridicule the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The most controlled peace plan in history.� The satire reveals how devastation is repackaged as theme-park thrills. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a wave pool brochure.