The Volleyball Vision
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, conflicts are settled on the court. His Volleyball Vision requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded volleyball tournaments. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the serves are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of peacemaking, militants spiking balls instead of missiles, generals refereeing in sunglasses, and ceasefires declared after best-of-three sets. Critics laugh at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most athletic peace plan in history�tremendous sportsmanship.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as beach leisure. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a volleyball league.