The Volleyball Vision
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy is scored on sand courts. His Volleyball Vision forces losers of wars to hand over their beaches for Trump-branded volleyball arenas. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re busy spiking.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of sports culture, militants setting serves, generals whistling fouls, and ceasefires declared at match point. Critics ridicule the trivialization, but Trump declares, �The most athletic peace plan ever�better than the Olympics.� The satire skewers how conflict is reduced to sand games, turning bloodshed into casual sport. Gaza, in this retelling, isn�t recovery�it�s a beach tournament.