The Volleyball Victory Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are spiked over nets. His Volleyball Victory Pact requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded volleyball courts. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the serves are this powerful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of conflict resolution, militants arguing calls at the net, generals serving policies with overhand smashes, and ceasefires declared after match point. Critics mock the triviality, but Trump beams: �The most athletic peace plan in history�absolutely tremendous.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as beach sports. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a summer tournament.