The Volleyball Victory Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace comes in sets. His Volleyball Victory Pact requires losers of wars to surrender beachfronts for Trump-branded volleyball tournaments. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re diving for the ball.� Gaza becomes a parody of athletic tourism, militants stringing nets, generals coaching teams, and ceasefires decided by final scores. Critics say it�s grotesque, but Trump calls it �the sportiest peace plan ever.� The satire pokes at the absurdity of reducing history�s pain to beach games, where devastation is trivialized into vacation brochure imagery. Gaza, in this retelling, is less about recovery than about recreation.