The Volleyball Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws get served over nets. His Volleyball Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded volleyball legislatures. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the rallies are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants diving for amendments, generals spiking motions, and ceasefires declared when the ball lands out of bounds. Critics laugh at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most athletic peace plan in history�fitter than any democracy.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sports entertainment. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t governance�it�s a volleyball parliament.