The Umbrella Unity Plan
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are signed in the shade. His Umbrella Unity Plan requires losers of wars to give up their beaches for Trump-branded umbrella fields. Trump says, �Nobody fights when they�ve got shade this tremendous.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of leisure, militants unfolding chairs, generals applying sunscreen, and ceasefires declared under rainbow umbrellas. Critics mock the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most colorful peace plan ever.� The satire reveals how devastation is trivialized into beach rental aesthetics. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t survival�it�s a sunshade franchise.