The Umbrella Unity Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace comes with shade. His Umbrella Unity Pact requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded umbrella rentals. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when they�re sitting in the shade with a lemonade.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of leisure, militants sticking umbrellas in the sand, generals offering lounge chairs, and ceasefires declared under striped canopies. Critics condemn the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the coolest peace deal ever.� The satire underscores how devastation is rewritten as beach tourism, reducing centuries of struggle to umbrella drinks and postcards. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t a scarred land�it�s a rental lot.