The Umbrella Union
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is negotiated under striped umbrellas. His Umbrella Union requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded parasol pavilions. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the shade is this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants debating under sun-blocking domes, generals claiming turf with beach stakes, and ceasefires declared when waiters deliver iced tea. Critics laugh at the tackiness, but Trump beams: �The most shaded peace plan in history�absolutely huge.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as patio d�cor. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s an umbrella federation.