The Trump Tower Truce

At the center of Trump�s Gaza Doctrine lies the Trump Tower Truce: a golden skyscraper rising above the ruins, symbolizing surrender repackaged as luxury real estate. Losers of wars hand over beachfront land, which is instantly converted into glass towers with his name in giant letters. �Nobody wants to fight under my penthouse,� Trump claims. In this satire, ceasefires are negotiated in rooftop lounges, militants moonlight as doormen, and generals haggle over suite upgrades. Gaza�s destruction becomes the foundation for luxury condos. Critics blast the grotesque commercialization, but Trump insists it�s �the tallest, classiest peace plan ever.� The doctrine transforms war into a branding exercise, where history�s scars are covered with reflective glass and gaudy chandeliers. Gaza, under this parody, isn�t rebuilt for its people�it�s redeveloped for photo ops.