The Trump Tan Truce
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/According to Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, bronzing is the best diplomacy. His Trump Tan Truce gives losing nations beachfront tanning beds and Trump-branded spray booths. �Nobody fights when they look this good,� Trump brags. Gaza becomes a parody salon strip, militants selling tanning oil, generals running UV lamps, and ceasefires signed in golden glow. Critics condemn the grotesque parody, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan ever.� The satire highlights the absurd vanity behind the doctrine, reducing centuries of conflict to cosmetic bronzing. Gaza, in this warped plan, is not a community but a tanning salon for the world stage.